Themulberryshark - Eat The Rich

ummm ur supposed to threaten to impregnate me when u think i look pretty not just compliment me…

I have 2 weaknesses

1. Compliments

2. Being called a good girl

Apparently both turn me into a shy little puddle

This soil (chest) ain't got the right ph and nutirents (Estrogen) to start cultivating our crop (D cup breasts) yet, but we'll get there soon :3

And they are a great pair 😉😘

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

I am not saying that I am somehow all of those... but I am all of those..

If you're a Harry Potter fan or have your Hogwarts house in your bio, I'm just gonna assume you're an unsafe person automatically.

I think my stuffed animals are more important to me than some of my family members

we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.