She Pulls Out The Dragon Strap And Starts Chanting "Grond! Grond! Grond!" While My Hole Quivers Like

It's just a bottle of Soda Pup 🥤 🐶

Snufkin doing whatever the fuck he does during the winter

girls

tgirls who can’t stop staring at each other’s breast, just absolutely savoring the fact that they exist.

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

i need a ‘come here darling, you don’t need to think’ kinda night

don't crush on girl you just met challenge (impossible)

harry potter is STILL a trending topic meanwhile trans women are not legally protected as women under gender equality in the UK, in no small part due to JKR's massive terf influence and active monetary donations to anti trans causes. if you still actively support JKR, hp, even just liking the characters, fuck you. i have absolutely no respect for you.

Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)