I Don't Know, Seems Like It *really* Brought Down The House :)

I don't know, seems like it *really* brought down the house :)

"nobody Was Injured During The Accident At The Premier Of Marvelslop3000 Because Only Two People Bought
"nobody Was Injured During The Accident At The Premier Of Marvelslop3000 Because Only Two People Bought

"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet

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1 week ago

I'm saying it's right, and it should be done anyways, *because* it's right

I’m Not Saying It’s Right, But I Understand (x)

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

2 weeks ago

[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post

1 week ago
I Am Not Saying That I Am Somehow All Of Those... But I Am All Of Those..

I am not saying that I am somehow all of those... but I am all of those..

1 week ago

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

1 week ago

Reblog if your holes are a safe place for tgirl cum <3

2 weeks ago

coming out as a trans man saved my life.

i was so fucking depressed before i found out what the concept of transgenderism was. forced on to estrogen & progesterone as an intersex teenager to try to "fix" my intersex variation, i was the most miserable i had ever been in my life. changes were happening to my body that i didn't want. i was a miserable wreck who hated my body, hated how i sounded, hated how people saw and addressed me, hated the expectations people placed on my body... everything. i felt like a stranger in my own body. i felt like i was speaking with someone else's voice. everything felt wrong. i was constantly uncomfortable, ready to claw my skin off at any moment. a deep, agonizing, howling pain right in my fucking soul that i couldn't soothe no matter what i did.

finding out that i wasn't forced to stay trapped in my body the way it was, and that i wasn't obligated to continue being addressed by terms that made me feel like i was dying inside literally gave me a new lease on life. i went from hating literally everything to suddenly buzzing with energy, realizing that i could take my life into my hands and change it for the better. for the first time in my entire life, i had hope for the future. the prospect of starting testosterone HRT and stopping the estrogen/prog ... it gave me a rush of emotions unlike anything else i had ever felt. hormones i actually wanted. changes to my body i actually wanted. i felt ALIVE. i saw something i actually wanted deep in my heart and soul for the first time in my life and i reached out and i grabbed it as fast and as hard as i could. and i never let go.

i had something to look forward to. i could finally let my facial hair grow out without judgment. i could finally dress the way i wanted to. i could finally use names and pronouns that felt like mine. yes you can do these things as a cis woman- but that wasn't working for me. pretending that i was "cis"- a dubious concept for myself as an intersex person- no longer worked for me. i couldn't keep up the lie anymore. and not having to felt like throwing off a heavy blanket that was smothering me.

i finally saw light. i could finally breathe. i finally felt like i was in my own body. trans manhood is liberating. trans manhood is empowering. trans manhood is fulfilling. trans manhood is an act of creation, bringing your life and your body and your mind into your hands and doing what you know is right for you. i will never feel shame for this part of myself. it literally saved my life. and if you're a trans man, too, coming out or acknowledging it can save you too. trans manhood is a blessing. don't you ever let anyone tell you it is anything else but that.

i will never go back into the closet.

1 week ago

tgirl who realized that she doesn’t have to voice train if she just never speaks.


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1 week ago
Alien Romulus Is A Great Time. Also, Cognitive Reframing Is A Profoundly Powerful Tool For Coping With
Alien Romulus Is A Great Time. Also, Cognitive Reframing Is A Profoundly Powerful Tool For Coping With

Alien Romulus is a great time. Also, cognitive reframing is a profoundly powerful tool for coping with and managing powerful emotions. I’ll always be sad that I can’t carry my own children, but dysphoria doesn’t have to own that feeling.

1 week ago

transfem ass is honestly a kind of pussy. transfem taint is also a pussy. transfem dick is, you guessed it, third pussy.

1 week ago
If You Can't Reblog, Comment!

if you can't reblog, comment!

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