The Existence Of Dildos Is Crazy Like The Way You Can Come Home From Work And Just Start Fucking Yourself

more transfems should post about how much they love their wives i think. if you are a transbian you need to be producing at least one "i love my faggot wife" post per week (if you're poly, one per wife per week)

you know it’s a little annoying that they delayed metroid prime four so much but I think that it’s worth it if it means they could really perfect the graphics on samus’s dick.

I can't deal with those male fitness instructors on Instagram who try to be all coy about their big asses... shake that wagon like a whore or delete your account

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

Rb or dm for me to dump Yuri in your DMs <3

this post explodes a transphobe

Local queer cryptid when you approach them about pride month

I am a woman, legally or not. i am a lesbian, legally or not. I will not have my sense of self removed by some rich mold riddled children's author or the supreme court.

This one reminds me of The Magnus Archives, that one statement about a guy who wants to live forever as part of a computer ;_;