Themulberryshark - Eat The Rich

Well I do need to have *some* finger dexterity/j

can you use chopsticks?

magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition

✋️#._.#🤚

somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

can't let gang know I like being called a good boy

EVERYBODY QUICK! MAKE LESBIAN NOISES IN THE COMMENTS!!!!!!

Please don't judge me, it's stronger than me 😮‍💨

So, so true

Estrogen

Please like and subscrube :)

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

Woke boss forcefemming me on company time