Thinking About Creatures.

they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

I don't personally find spiders cute but I understand people who do because of my deep affection for the humble lobster

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)

Jay Ferin wouldn't have missed

A thing that bothers me about wizard schools in popular media – outside of the magic-grade-school stuff, anyway – is that they're typically depicted as being basically magic universities, but their actual curricula and pedagogical approaches look much more like those of a technical institution. Like, buddy, that's not a wizard university, that's a wizard trade school. You can't just slap university student culture on top of trade school pedagogy. It doesn't work like that – the one emerges from the other!

you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.

That last bubble was in english already in the original. 

Funniest scene ever btw. Haha whoopsie I slipped. On the blood of this man I killed. This man I squashed like a bug. Whoopsie doodle. How silly of me