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Runt sketches while I’m at work

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

Butch Rusty meeting 621 in a brief rendezvous after operation wallclimber 👀

cant stop thinking about this video

this is what i thought of as soon as he said "thats not how you draw a bird" and then BOOM my canvas was open

blink and runt refs tomorrow i got ideas while relistening during a car ride (also aeon ideas omg!!)

LOVESHOCK. a.k.a Kian Stone!

Hero of electrical sound and dashing charisma!

Uses electrical shockwaves in offensive strikes to fend off an enemy.

May charm or control an opponent through concentrating his power through his guitar. Requires intense concentration, hard to come by during combat.

"Sick! Yeah, I can get you an autograph dude! After I save the day ofcourse!"

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

wife time 

Like or rb if trans girls r pretty, and dysphoria is mean to them