SHEEPIES!!!

Work Stories: The Critters

So, at my workplace, we've had a, um, critter problem for a few months now. It started with Produce just having to put some of the grape tomatoes in the cooler for the night to everyone having to put all the extra bread in giant basins for the night and Produce having to put almost EVERYTHING in the walk-in cooler.

One my coworkers that has been there for a while, (10+ years i think) says that the critters have already won, but we're just delaying the inevitable, and one of my managers for my Produce closing shift has joked about staying all night long with an air rifle.

This is the same manager who had to make some DIY protection for the bread shelves because we don't own them apparently?

Anyways, I will provide updates on the critters, and I hope that this doesn't become a permanent thing.

I stole a tiny sand timer from my teacher in second grade and never got caught

random harmless confession game

ill go first.

i have never joined a single IG live ever. never plan to either

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Oui, moi'ssi j'aime utiliser le déjeuner, dîner, souper. C'est plus simple!

J'adorerais parler le Wallon, mais je connais seulement un couplet de chanson :( J'aurais aimer en apprendre plus à l'école.

Je sais me lire sur les panneaux en général, ça ressemble beaucoup à un accent de ma région. Il y a des pancartes avec des petits proverbes dans ma ville, j'adore les lire.

Ma maman a quelques expressions amusantes en wallons, par exemple "dji vou, dji n'pou" pour dire qu'on veut faire quelque chose mais qu'on en est pas capable. Mon papa est Bruxellois et a des expressions totalement différentes, ce qui fait que pon frère et moi utilisons un mélange bizarre d'accents et de patois.

J'aime bien le français, mais je ne le parle pas comme les Français évidemment. Je trouve toujours que ça a plus de sens de parler de déjeuner, dîner et souper que de petit-déjeuner, déjeuner et dîner. Duolingo utilise le français de France cependant, donc je fais sans arrêt des erreurs avec les noms des repas quand j'apprends d'autres langues.

We have these differences between Flemish and Dutch too. It's not always easy. I wish they were taught more at schools too.

But Wallon will always be superior because of septante et nonante 🙌

Anyway, I like that expression!

stuff i've cried at while on my period

trying to sing low and then my voice cracked on me and i started crying

someone told me that everything was solved and i cried then and there

was running laps in gym and my tear ducts decided to activate

someone told me different stretches to do to help an injury and i cried silently for some reason

a family member asked about medication and my brain was like 'time to cry'

i was talking to someone about social stigma and started crying???

What have you cried at on your period? (or even not on your period what's a time you started crying for no reason)

Brooding Poet who is Prone to Conniptions. Nice.

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel

The wait is over: 19th Century Character Trope Generator

I'm "Meddlesome Bachelor with 2,000 pounds a year" yes please sign me up

My fave parts in 'Gee, Officer Krupke' from West Side Story (2021)

The smooth transition from regular scene to song

Baby John just being shoved on the swivel chair

'Tell it to the judge.' and the whisper of 'Get over there.'

Baby John just sitting in the chair, a little bored during the judge verse

the slide on the benches tho

and the lopsided glasses really sell the bit

Diesel saying 'I'm disturbed!' just so happily

Baby John looking scared for his life when they all pick him up, and then throw him

'The boy's depraved the the account he ain't at a normal home.' 'Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.'

and then the subsequent 'So take this nut to a headshrinker' 'Ooh, why not?'

the therapy chair transition is so good

'Ew, Diesel, you got a social disease?' 'Hey, wait, can I catch it by touching him?' *Proceeds to hold Diesel's hand in the next transition*

Baby John's verse is my favourite, especially how he sings 'It's not I'm anti-social, I'm only anti-work'

'This boy don't need a job he needs a year in the pen.' 'Okay.'

'The trouble is he's growing.' 'The trouble is he's grown.' HITS SO HARD I LOVE IT

'Gee, Officer Krupke, what are we to do?' omg the vocals for that are amazing 'Gee, Officer Krupke, KRUP YOU!'

Kangaroos in Meandarra, Queensland, Australia. December 2016.

Oscar Wilde, De Profundis // @i-wrotethisforme // Jorge Louis Berges // @smokeinsilence //@viridianmasquerade //Jorge Louis Berges // @honeytuesday // Kaveh Akbar // F. Scott Fitzgerald // AKR //Olivie Blake, from “Alone With You in the Ether” // Kaveh Akbar, Pilgrimage

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