My Parents Went To A Pride Parade And They Found Some Supportive Blåhaj! (crossed Out People's Faces

Interesting is what you tell your friend when they showed you a 'short film' that had really bad camera angles and a confusing story with grainy audio but you don't want to tell them you hate it so you just have to lie.

‘Interesting’ is one of the least interesting ways to describe something.

@moonthemagical, do you know what all the buttons do?

I think it's funny for people to assume the techies know what all the buttons do. Sure, we know what a lot of them do. We know enough to do our job. But, I've never met someone who knows what ALL the buttons do.

Deep Cove In The Snow. Deep Cove, North Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. December 2022.

Kangaroos in Meandarra, Queensland, Australia. December 2016.

*Gasp!* A Monty Python reference? In this day and age? Why, it must be the coming of destiny!

*Goes and stares at a pond for an hour to think about life*

It turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is actually a great basis for a system of government.

Me: I'm not a theatre kid.

Also me: Memorized a whole monologue with my friends in the same high school theatre company and can now say it word-for-word, memorized all the songs in the show i did in December, (even the instrumentals) had backstage dance parties during songs when I wasn't onstage, colour-coded my script so that each actor had a different colour, and talked about the show when i was supposed to be doing something else

The Watermelon Incident

At work yesterday, 5 minutes into the start of my shift, my produce manager had me and another produce employee clean up some sticky stuff on the floor from a watermelon, and we also had to dig through the big watermelon bin to find the crushed one. It wasn't pretty.

One of the cashiers working Deli told me that the sticky puddle had been there since the morning, and no one cleaned it up since then. Me and the other employee needed to use a whole stack of paper towels and like 4 regular towels to clean up all the watermelon goop.

And it was supposed to be my grocery shift...

I'm sorry but your boyfriend? He rolled under the fridge and we can't seem to find him. I'm so sorry for your loss.

little guy picrew chain??!! https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970

Picrew

little guy maker

little guy maker / ちっちゃいメーカー my third picrew :0 (first two were years old, ive since deleted them) please credit @reelrollsweat on tumbl

no pressure! @thedvilsinthedetails @evanislurking @jojopretzalt @gabunomigrl @you-need-not-apply @tastetherainbow290

why does the Prodigy Crystal Caverns theme actually go hard. its so dramatic but also peaceful at the same time. it's great.