Hey Btw If You’re Any Sort Of Queer Exclusionist I Want Nothing To Do With You Thx Byeee

they are so good! i got some Korean ones and they are very tasty ShrimpyChippies

Hey sorry but your boyfriend? Yeah he became the lead role. There's no going back from this.

So I was watching a show with my family, (its a CIA action comedy) and there was an episode where they had to send an agent to try to get invited to this person's place, so a honeytrap. (Basically where an espionage agent tries to get into a romantic or sexual relationship with a target to get information)

So, the agency thinks the target is female, named Nika, so they assign a male agent that has a lot of experience in that. (ew straight stuff in my canon he's bisexual) BUT! It is then revealed that there was a typo, and the target's name is Nik A.

Of course, I was thinking there'd be some gay flirting, because why not? So, the male agent tries to flirt with the target, but then figures out that he's straight. The agency then sends in a nearby female agent, and the story continues.

I was hoping for gay stuff but whatever another agent is canonically lesbian and is best buds with this male agent so I don't care my Queer Quotient (TM) has been satisfied!

Oh, Valentine's Day? Hahaha, I have rehearsal.

i wanna try this, PLEASE INTERACT IF you have a twin, you’re a redhead, you moved around a lot as a kid, your dad is didn’t know you were his kid until you were like twenty, you were adopted by a cult, you have/had a face tattoo, you’ve beat up three men, you have a binder full of clippings of your idol who you were childhood friends with, you killed your mom, your dad is a serial killer, you owe 80% of your salary to the yakuza, or you have a cat named sir or king <3

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

Oscar Wilde, De Profundis // @i-wrotethisforme // Jorge Louis Berges // @smokeinsilence //@viridianmasquerade //Jorge Louis Berges // @honeytuesday // Kaveh Akbar // F. Scott Fitzgerald // AKR //Olivie Blake, from “Alone With You in the Ether” // Kaveh Akbar, Pilgrimage

reblog if you would hug a trans boy

and if the trans boy doesnt want physical contact, youd give him a sick air-high-five

Work Stories From A Specialty Grocery Store (background context)

I work at a smallish, specialty grocery store. We pack our own bulk stuff, like rice, beans, flour, sugar, and also a bunch of other really specific stuff, like organic coconut sugar, or pine nuts. We have a produce department, and we sell a lot of organic stuff. We also do our own prep-work, and all organic produce has to be taped with yellow tape saying 'Organically Grown' We have a deli and a meat department, and the meat department sometimes sells uncommon meat, like rabbit. We only have 3 tills, and so it gets really clogged up if a lot of people are shopping. At the end of the day, everyone working the closing shift has to stay after closing and help clean up, as we don't have a cleaning team. Since it's a specialty store, sometimes the only place you can find a certain item in the entire city, we get a lot of weird customers.

I might make more context posts if i want to, but most of my posts under the #work stories tag will be posts about interesting customers, funny things coworkers said, or random out-of-context quotes or pictures.

Theatre Update or something

Hey, if ya'll have been following up on my theatre debacles, you'll know that I was Assistant Stage Manager for my last show, even though I did more work than the Stage Manager themselves.

Well, because my old director left, (Moon talked about it in their post here, we work in the same theatre company) we got a new one, and because I was the most senior member of the Stage Crew, the Sound Designer was talking to them, and mentioned about me being ASM last year but doing more than the SM, and my director made me the Stage Manager! I finally get the title to go with all the work I'm going to have to do for this production! I'm so happy!

(is this how actors feel like when they get cast as one of the main roles istg)

Anyways I'll try to be more active with my theatre updates, as this is one wacky show and we've got a lot of new people in our company.