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Work Stories From A Specialty Grocery Store (background context)

I work at a smallish, specialty grocery store. We pack our own bulk stuff, like rice, beans, flour, sugar, and also a bunch of other really specific stuff, like organic coconut sugar, or pine nuts. We have a produce department, and we sell a lot of organic stuff. We also do our own prep-work, and all organic produce has to be taped with yellow tape saying 'Organically Grown' We have a deli and a meat department, and the meat department sometimes sells uncommon meat, like rabbit. We only have 3 tills, and so it gets really clogged up if a lot of people are shopping. At the end of the day, everyone working the closing shift has to stay after closing and help clean up, as we don't have a cleaning team. Since it's a specialty store, sometimes the only place you can find a certain item in the entire city, we get a lot of weird customers.

I might make more context posts if i want to, but most of my posts under the #work stories tag will be posts about interesting customers, funny things coworkers said, or random out-of-context quotes or pictures.

Imagine if you could get the charges dropped from a crime by claiming 'It was for the aesthetics'

Dear Valued Customer...

Why did you leave a can of Campbell's Condensed Vegetable Soup in aisle 5 among the flour. Just why.

wow i can't believe i only started obsessing about Joe x Nicky from TOG like 3-4 days ago. feels like longer honestly.

statistics say that the average person accidentally eats eight spiders while sleeping in their life. That is not true, as Spider Georg eats a million spiders each night. He is an outlier and should not be counted.

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