[Actor Lying Prone After Fall]

in my first year doing high school theatre i tried to use a fog machine (cuz my dad owns one and i knew how to use it) but as soon as it entered the theatre it S T O P P E D W O R K I N G and so we had to cut it :(

Technician: Why are you so concerned about the haze machine?

Production Manager: Because on the last show, we had to… uh…

Lighting Designer: Wank off the haze machine live on stage mid-show to make it put out any fog.

Technician: Well that’s the first time I’ve ever heard someone say those words in that order.

stuff i've cried at while on my period

trying to sing low and then my voice cracked on me and i started crying

someone told me that everything was solved and i cried then and there

was running laps in gym and my tear ducts decided to activate

someone told me different stretches to do to help an injury and i cried silently for some reason

a family member asked about medication and my brain was like 'time to cry'

i was talking to someone about social stigma and started crying???

What have you cried at on your period? (or even not on your period what's a time you started crying for no reason)

And they told me 'oh that table's in the wrong spot' even though I only just knew there was a table there like 2 minutes before...

Production Update:

My director assumes that I can organize a whole cable layout for our theatre in less then a day.

They also assume that I can record audio in less then an hour. I'm gonna need at least ten minutes to set up everything :(

They also think that the tech team (me and one other person) can see in pitch black dark and somehow get the cues right on time. And no, we can't have flashlights because that would be "too distracting". (I just turned up the brightness on my phone homescreen and used it kind of like a glow stick)

One of our lights is broken but they don't understand why the lighting designer can't get a good wash. "It's not that hard", they say, not understanding technology. (We literally only have like 13 channels on our lighting console, so one out of commission effects everything)

Just watched West Side Story (2021) and my favourite songs so far are, in order:

'Gee, Officer Krupke'

'America'

and 'Tonight Quintet'

I might make a few posts throughout the week expressing my love to these songs. You have been warned.

"Your phone just got kidnapped!" - My friend, overheard.

The results are in! The three new alt accounts will be named "neilshairdye" "sethkilledfortheplotgordon" and "aaronshortyard" thank you to everyone who voted!

Making some Instagram alt accounts and decided on making them All For The Game (or All For The Gay iykwim) themed! I have a poll for some current handles, but feel free to suggest more as some might be taken and I'm not sure about the Instagram character limit... (ALSO SPOILERS OBVI! HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT!)

anyways, let me know in the comments if you have any other name suggestions!

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

why does the Prodigy Crystal Caverns theme actually go hard. its so dramatic but also peaceful at the same time. it's great.

You’ve accidentally summoned the Devil while cooking dinner, and he’s intrigued by your culinary skills. He challenges you to a high-stakes cook-off, with your soul on the line. If you win, you get a lifetime of unparalleled culinary prowess and the ability to impress anyone with your dishes. But if you lose, your soul is his. As you accept the challenge, you realize you’ll need to prepare the most extraordinary meal of your life.