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Roman's waiter

Virgil: hello what would you like to eat

Roman: *orders the most complex and expensive thing on the menu plus everything else* oh and you to go

Virgil: sorry but I think that you have already eaten enough tonight. plus I'm worth much more than everything you ordered tonight. speaking of which that will be $1982.99.

Roman: *gulp*

Is it One AM where I am? Yes.

Am I helping my older sister catch one of our cats? Yes.

Am I getting any sleep tonight? Maybe, it has yet do be decided.

Will I be in a bad mood tommorow? YES, no doubt.

Is one of my dogs stuck under my bed, Yes.

Am I being sucked into the dream amp fandom yes, am I complaining no. Why cause block men are funny and angsty the perfect mix. So in light of that I will add to this flameing garbage can.

1. I want technoblade to kill dream. Punt him into oblivion murder him. I want him to be bleeding out of every nook and cranny of his body.

2. I think that the prison is for tommy, and why is because, you heard dream tommy is like a bug he can't squash. You know what people do to bugs they can't squash they trap them. Think about it dream broke him down to make it easy to trick him into going in. Dream trained him to empty his inventory so it would be easy to take his tools for escape.

3. Techno you are adopted stop saying that you arn't part of the family, your birth parents were killed by orphans meaning you where an orphan for a bit and then got adopted. But you refuse to admit it cause then you would have to face the fact that you where an orphan for a bit. So instead you just pretent that you have no family what so ever and just popped up an adult with an angsty backstory.

Lust Roman AU masterlist

this is by @meowthefluffy I am Just helping out and making the masterpost. 

cover

part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

part ten

part eleven

part twelve

part thirteen

part fourteen

part fifteen

part sixteen

part seventeen

part eighteen

part nineteen

part twenty

part twenty-one

part twenty-two

Extras:

part 1

part 2

the second fanon Virgil: *hasn’t showered in six months, and hasn’t slept in eight weeks*

Canon Virgil: why do you look like you haven’t slept in seven weeks and haven’t showered in a month.

Fanon Virgil: cause I haven’t.

The Sides are lost. They find themselfes in a familiar and yet unknown place.

They will soon find someone dark. And someone far too shiny and bright… Too innocent.

The Sides meet…

their fanon-selfes

ispired by a conversation with @virgeofwinter!!

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I'm board

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about the fic of king x Virgil

it is ending up as a Roman and Remus find about a very close friendship between the King and V then comfort v as he lets out all the sadness from losing the King, mean while Patton is nice and trying his best, Janus is no where to be found, Logan says No, Oppsie. But good news I’m almost done!