My Current Biggest Flex Is That I Know How To Use A Semicolon.

what has my life come to

guess who just ate an entire can of olives?

... Me.

Ok what was that computer like voice right then???? Is this the trippy part that everyone was talking about? We've already been to the festival! We don't have another appointment with Dunyarzad, unless I really misread the dialogue

I've just gotten to sumeru's archon quest, and is it normal to want to murder the grand sage so much? Like I have yet to even reach the worst part according to everyone? Why do I want to punch him so much?

and Patton found out that he likes sweet stuff because one time at three am he was stress baking a ton of cookies and then Virgil comes down looking adorable (no make-up so his freckles are showing) and he just looks at the cookies, and Patton thinks that he ha a distaste for sweets but then Virgil just grabs like twenty cookies and downed them, then looked at Patton dead in the eye and said, “I like sweet stuff, tell anyone and you will find spiders around the house for the next four years.” and Patton is kinda scared but he is just screaming out of the adorableness that is Virgil.

So you know all those jokes where Virgil asks for coffee as black/dark as his soul and Patton or Roman but shush Patton for now gives him like extra creamer with whipped cream and shit

What if like Virgil does that on purpose and it’s just this stupid fucking inside joke between he and Patton

Virgil actually can’t stand black coffee and any time he makes it for himself he just dumps all kinds of shit in it because he needs caffeine to survive it sure as shit isn’t gonna be a bitter mess, so every time Patton brings him his coffee not only is it super fucking sweet because “Patton remembered my order” but because Patton clearly sees him as the angel he is

idk what this is i’m tired

Happy pride month

Roman's waiter

Virgil: hello what would you like to eat

Roman: *orders the most complex and expensive thing on the menu plus everything else* oh and you to go

Virgil: sorry but I think that you have already eaten enough tonight. plus I'm worth much more than everything you ordered tonight. speaking of which that will be $1982.99.

Roman: *gulp*

yes I would like to join the army, I have experience fighting using a fly swatter.

AU where Roman has a pretty good day

I willing to go for any and all thing with of these. what the heck

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

I've just gotten to sumeru's archon quest, and is it normal to want to murder the grand sage so much? Like I have yet to even reach the worst part according to everyone? Why do I want to punch him so much?

I thinks it's just cute