So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
something insane about like. binders becoming readily available. becoming merch like branded sports bras & boxers. like idk something crazy about it being normalized over the past couple years to the point that i could buy one from a fucking target with cash. my first was an underworks binder my friend who i met online bought for me and i checked the mail everyday for two weeks because i was so afraid my mom would find it and ask me what it was and how i got it. I used to wash it in the sink when everyone was asleep or at work. I cried the first time i put it on and my hands shook so badly and i did it in a locked bathroom alone and took it off when i heard the front door open. you can buy them from target.
certain characters are not even fictional to me they are real. they are like friends to me
autidm
so fucking true. everyone hit reblog
You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
have i told y’all the story about how crab dicks are directly responsible for me and my partner getting together
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
you can only reblog this today
a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal