Theoaklady - :33

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥 this strain is called the “Astrophage” 😳 You’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: Dude I swear I saw the Petrova Line emitting some light

My buddy Ryland pacing: the sun is dying

same because i too would fall from a cherry tree, break my spine and immediately go play a concert in nyc

From now on, instead of Hogwarts houses, we’re gonna use a new alignment chart based on what singer of Bijelo Dugme we stan

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

Crowley's best look By Far was his 60s get up, I will not be taking any comments at this time

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

I'm sure this has been said before, but I really like the idea that Tadius fantasized about killing the king (and probably the prince, too) before he met Ella, in the same way Ella fantasized about killing her step sisters and mother. They both feel trapped, aidless, abused, and lack a large level of autonomy; which is why both of them are eager to enact their revenge the second they have the ability/opportunity to do so.

That's why Tadius is so quick to:

1. Believe Ella is talking about the king in her monologue (she's hypothetically saying what he's secretly been thinking for a long time)

2. Smother the king with a pillow (both enact unapologetic (/pos) vengeance before their exact plan is fully realized because they are so eager to gain both freedom and justice)

the kismetude old men yaoi roadtrip comedy got to me ok

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

Please accept another Poolverine bridal carry pose~!! ❤️💛

So I doodled Ryland and Rocky from Project Hail Mary, very rare fanart coming from me but I had to.