I Cant Believe Connie Is A Filthy Homestuck

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

Tristan get out of here

Top 10 Okayest Foods

1. Pizza

2. Strawberries (they just haven't tasted the same the past 2 years)

3. Peas

4. Brussel sprouts

5. Pie (any, fruit shouldn't be warm)

6. Squash

7. Red/purple grapes (complete ass compared to white/green grapes)

8. Zucchini (it's only good as pasta)

9. Bell Pepper

10. Boiled Chicken

I'm gonna make Donald win this if it's the last thing I do

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND I DON’T KNOW WHY???????

ppl still thinking jon is damians first and only friend let's go down the list of friends he made before jon (not counting pets or batfam members)

Ravi:

Damians first revealed canonical friend

used to be an art teacher at the league, currently a good ally that helps and guides damian due to becoming blind.

basically his own alfred before he met alfred

Colin wilkes/Abuse (hero name)!

Damians first gotham friend (again, not counting batfam members)

Him and damian were forced to join a child fighting ring and kicked everybodys ass

gave him a motorcycle that was named "the cycle of abuse"

went on a little adventure looking for his mother during lil gotham but failed and damian settled for just giving him flowers.

Rose wilson!

commonly thought to only be friends with during the lazarus tournament but they actually met during her teen titans era when Damian was 10

only person in the teen titans that damian really hit it off with, they both enjoyed each others presence.

Mia "Maps" Mizoguchi/Robin (kinda)

Big Batman fan that dresses up like Robin and really wants the title

went on a tiny adventure that got Damian expelled from the academy he was attending

he set her up on a scavenger hunt once randomly since she's a big batman fan

saved her from two-face and taught her how to use a weapon

Maya ducard/Nobody!

The reason Damian met Jon in the first place

adopted damian as her brother when he was lonely and distancing herself from others

I'd tell yall all her adventures with damian but there's a lottttt I'd rather y'all go read robin: son of batman (#1-#13) to see his adventures with her

Suren Darga!

young magician that befriended damian

got used as a weapon by his parents so him n damian kinda bonded over that

him, damian, maya and goliath saved the world

revived damian after dying (the second time)

shows up at the end of robin son of batman

KEEP UP WITH THE WAYNES

Damn, the never-ending tags plis send help

I love these little bastards

I had to do it my faves

Pixel Art by Ryan Haight

she has done so much for society.