LMAOOOOOOO Https://bbc.in/4h08sdh

"Why though?" You ask. I should maim and kill, you think. Join the army maybe.

Grow, it insists. Create something, you think. It pulls you toward your mother's fields.

Oh how the tables turn, it thinks. You think, 'what?'

Nevermind. The soil turns green under your fingertips and soon all the red is gone.

You crave blood, and you compel your wielder to obtain it. "Go, kill and maim" But a psychically deaf peasant found you, unable to compel them they shaped you into a plow. That farmer is now dead, and as a new human finds you they are compelled yet again "Go, sow and grow"

BNHA Theories: #1

Starting off strong: the Red Shoe Theory. This theory is the theory that, as quirkless people have an extra toe joint in their pinkie toe, they need specialised shoes to accommodate a longer toe, thus leading to the red shoe theory. The red shoes that Izuku Midoriya (Deku) wears canonically have a more squared-off toe shape, that would accommodate the longer toe caused by his quirklessness. Some take this further by suggesting that the shoes are in fact, a 'quirkless' or 'primordial' brand shoe, that is the only shoe that quirkless people can wear without foot pain. Many have added more to this theory: for a good example, refer to Otaku6337's Laces worldbuilding on Archive of Our Own (Ao3).

Why am I allowed outside?

Thank you

Content Warning: religion and transphobia⚠️

Happy Trans Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ I made a comic reflecting on my church upbringing as an eXvangelical trans person. The Jesus conservative Christians claim to represent looked lot more like many of the LGBTQ+ friends I know and love. Just some food for thought 💖

Please may *I* have a job, employment jelly?

You just performed flawlessly a good luck spell on yourself. Given your abilities, it should work 24 hours. Since then, everything turns bad : you broke your favorite mug and cut yourself in the span of 5 minutes

By Talos this cannot be happening

"Couldn't you touch the stars?" - a ripped up piece of paper i found on my chair at school

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

meat pillow

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow