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Why is Laezel the character of all characters to make me realize I am a lesbian

chivalry still exists and it is a butch lesbian

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

Clown cars actually operate on two opposite sides of a bell curve - the most average-sized cars transporting a sensible amount of people are the least clown cars. So while the more famous type of clown car is the comically tiny vehicle that can fit an absurdly large amount of clowns inside, a huge fuck-off giant pavement princess ego truck that is only used for transporting the driver around is also a clown car.

snail love 💗

I wanna be her controversial young girlfriend.

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently