“I Think It’s Nice That We Share The Same Sky (…) I Think About The Fact That We Can Both See The

You wanna see if you're stronger than me?

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

wanna wake up in the arms of a soft and warm and sleepy girl actually

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

minecraft kiwi model

whoever edited this needs their pussy ate

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

Yeah, yeah... I'll read my tarot cards for you... pick 3 cards. Oh wow. It says you're kissing me in the future... Idk either, man... The cards don't lie