Thepastelmasc - Soft Sapphic Masc

I may be a lesbian but Garrus Varkarian would never hurt me and is built different

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

when your friend says love you at the end of the call

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

Want a wife so I can do really slutty things for her like make her coffee in the morning and give her forehead kisses

“my princess”

oh so you like WANT me want me huh

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

Thinking out loud