The Devil And Man In The Garden

Philas my beloved

(HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️🔥

I'm drawing Hitch's mom/giving her a small redesign and all I can say is, how did his dad fumble so hard...

why does he never look at peace

Okay, a selfcest polycule of a girl's ghost, her zombie, a robot with her mind uploaded to it as an AI, a genetic clone, and a time paradox clone.

for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

Ugh, no, fanfic, you can't have a character say they want to peg Trent Reznor, because that scene takes place in 1994! The term "pegging" was coined in 2001 by audience vote on Dan Savage's blog. The groundbreaking Bend Over Boyfriend series that inspired the earlier terms "strap-on sex" and "bobbing" wouldn't be released until 1998.

Immersion ruined.

i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

Gentlemen, adjust your wardrobes accordingly

isnt there a better picture they could have used