my grandmas dawg
gecko mating call sounds edited over this gif of chilchuck
Okay this is gong to sound condescending on several levels but:
There's a kind of cliche about training a dog - that if you want it to always come when it's called, you should never scream at or punish it when it does. Even if you just spent twenty minutes getting increasingly panicked thinking it was dead in the woods! Even if it had been trampling through the neighbors garden! It is very important that it's direct association is 'stopping whatever super interesting thing I was doing to go back to human = being praised and rewarded'. If the association is instead being screamed at or punished, the dog will be less enthusiastic to stop whatever fun thing it's doing to run to that.
I feel like a great many people would noticably improve their own lives if they started applying the same logic to how they treated other humans.
Calculator girl solves for Pi until further notice
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GERTY 3000 from Moon
Fun Fact: GERTY's voicing in the movie was heavily inspired by the one of HAL a la 2001: A Space Odyssey.
isnt there a better picture they could have used
why does he never look at peace
Miku binder Thomas Jefferson has hit the Pentagon (Daveed Diggs inner circle)
Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)