Thepowersthatbtrack5 - Track 5

Miku binder Thomas Jefferson has hit the Pentagon (Daveed Diggs inner circle)

Ugh, no, fanfic, you can't have a character say they want to peg Trent Reznor, because that scene takes place in 1994! The term "pegging" was coined in 2001 by audience vote on Dan Savage's blog. The groundbreaking Bend Over Boyfriend series that inspired the earlier terms "strap-on sex" and "bobbing" wouldn't be released until 1998.

Immersion ruined.

Game studios learn to optimize your fucking games challenge.

Who the fuck do you think you are? You are a toy. A glorified slinky.

huh

I haven't stopped thinkin about that sloth demon girl btw, I have PLANS for Sloan!

(you can see the uncensored version on my bsky, like most of my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/oblivias.bsky.social/post/3lj42dx4ejc2x)

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

What did colonoscopy do? I never got good vibes from them.

colonoscopy isnt a user i have a colonoscopy scheduled for next week.....

for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system