The Prequel To Milo Goes To Therapy

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

*pats jeans*

Goddamnit, left my dick in my other pants.

nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door 

Ugh, no, fanfic, you can't have a character say they want to peg Trent Reznor, because that scene takes place in 1994! The term "pegging" was coined in 2001 by audience vote on Dan Savage's blog. The groundbreaking Bend Over Boyfriend series that inspired the earlier terms "strap-on sex" and "bobbing" wouldn't be released until 1998.

Immersion ruined.

Don't wanna hurt you

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

trash birds being quite silly

if tumblr shuts down you'll find me like this