This Person Has The Some Of The Best Insults I've Heard.

"Excuse me, but I wanted to say-"

No, why would I excuse you for interrupting me? You dug this pit of snakes now go slither inside with them.

I've loved so many of them

book quotes that i will never recover from

"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles

"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark

"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me

"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess

"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade

"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights

"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom

"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue

"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince

"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end

"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit

"bob says hello." - house of hades

"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall

"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows

"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars

"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale

"i will find you again in the next world—the next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin

"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo

Me: The submission for this assignment is tonight, gotta do it fast.

Also Me: Look at that lovely little book. Look at how lonely it is over there.

Me: But it's due-

Also Me: Shhhhh. We got this. We'll just do it later. Just grab that book. It's right there.

Me: I-

Also Me: I CRAVE ANARCHY TOWARDS SET SCHEDULES. GRAB. IT. NOW.

Excellent first line. High expectations from here on out.

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Vi: First of all, I'm a lesbian. I don't have to understand.

This meme was brought to you by the innate obliviousness that comes with sapphic feelings.

"𝙤𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙮" start playing in the background*

Fuck.

What if the ghost is Thomas? Like... he reacted to Matthew's flask, told them to go to the tavern, reacted badly to Blackthorn (Tatiana killed his sister), and led them to Alastair's dagger

Thetis said so.

odysseus: this is a great opportunity! who says u can't go to the war?

achilles:

It's so weird when people say that these western stories are very inclusive, they have people from every race yet they don't include Indian people who migrate and settle in all developed countries over the world. You'll find loads of us in America, Singapore, UAE, Western Europe and even China, South-East Asia and South-Asian countries. We are everywhere yet are somehow almost always ignored or added as a second thought.

no but i am actually going to cry. grover being played by a desi actor will forever make me cry as a desi person who never saw himself in pjo because there weren’t any desi characters because this is THE representation we need

Go nuts.

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