If It Werent So Expensive I Would Just Eat Like A Bear All The Time. Blackberries And Salmon. 24/7. Fuck

the real villain of the mcu

the dandelion crayon girl makes me so happy. she has a dandelion crayon shrine. its amazing. truly a testament to the indomitable human spirit

Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute

it's 1pm. it is the afternoon. 13. but my cat is so cozy and he is never nice to me. and i have tumblr and my drawing tablet is two feet from me. i can just live here now.

its like a puzzle!!!

I will NOT list my mental illnesses in my bio. find them out through the stuff I post on here like a normal person!!!

i just made my friend watch harry potter puppet pals for the first time. she was bewildered

having to explain to my friends that whenever i say "my son" i am indeed referring to a thirty year old man. its very unfortunate for my ego tbh

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

happy one day late anniversary to the great molasses flood

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead