I Need To Be Up In Two Hours To Catch A Flight But Im Currently Thinking About How A Saw I Group Of Little

identity fraud is not a joke, lesbianism

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.

happy one day late anniversary to the great molasses flood

Is Myth as a whole SUPPOSED to be extremely trans coded, or am I just projecting?

my current theory that all art is, by its very nature, extremely trans-coded

okay but did you accidentally call a creepy person a onceler or were you thinking about tunblr sexymen and were violently slapped in the face with the thought of the incelverse or

not a dream

English is not my first language

accidents sometimes happen

today I confused the Once-ler with the word incel

that is all

ow

I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.

in dick's defense damian probably thinks anyone over whatever his current age is is absurdly old, except for alfred who exists outside of time and judgement

Robin Dick Grayson: Keep up old man!

Batman: I- I’m 27!!!! How is that old????

Robin Dick Grayson: Gee…. That’s a rough 27.

Batman: You’re grounded.

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

its like a puzzle!!!

I will NOT list my mental illnesses in my bio. find them out through the stuff I post on here like a normal person!!!

hm

grandpa pussy attack