The Fact That, In The Text Post, Bruce Is The One Slipping Through Dick's Fingers Kills Me. Bruce Wont

the real villain of the mcu

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

expect an essay on "the library at the very bottom of this place" by the narcissist cookbook fairly soon but also i might make a different blog for my linguistics/essay shit. if i do ill link it but yeah :]

My dad is such a dungeon meshihead now it's epic

happy one day late anniversary to the great molasses flood

this is merry christmas please dont call by bleachers btw :']

I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS OVER BUT HERE BRUCE AND JASON ANGST RAHHHHHH

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

my personal go to when my mom tries to pull the "i never did that! that never happened! that only happened once!" move is iust to say "okay momma :]" as if i were talking to an old woman who thinks ww1 is ongoing and her husband has just been captured by the japanese

other characters this applies to:

bruce wayne

actually basically anyone from cod

raymond holt from b99

my english teacher

alfred

paul hollywood

i hate my brain for randomly choosing characters that are my family now. simon riley from cod?? thats my dad. that would be fine if all of my friends didnt think he was hot. it feels wrong. thats my dad. stfu please and thank you let me exist

does anyone else chomp when their brain is too much. like if youre too excited or angry or sad or whatever you just

chomp