So Funny That Humans Imagined A Creature That Is Like A Human But Bigger And Called It A “giant”.

Yeah

the bat and the bird

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

what about alfred though

Imagine having living grandparents

this is entirely acceptable aside from the fact that theres equal part protein powder as the oats thats terrifying

stick it in a pot, cook it up, schlorp it up

I just learned that Jim Henson was so conflict avoidant that there was this time his lawyers were arguing and they wanted him to get involved and he said 'nope, I've got to catch a flight to London' and then he got on a plane. He did not actually have to go to London he was just trying to get away.

That is so profoundly relatable and absurd.

THERE IT ISSSS

me, seven, after accidentally shedding (one) tear in public

How it feels to make a mistake at work

i just heard "its not your fault kid" for the first time hey WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."