Blacephalon Because Its A Clown That Explodes

Also, spending taxpayer money to provide food is "extremist" but spending taxpayer money to hire cops to guard dumpsters to prevent homeless people from eating for free is "the way we do things".

no i did not forget about this i am just very slow

expect an essay on "the library at the very bottom of this place" by the narcissist cookbook fairly soon but also i might make a different blog for my linguistics/essay shit. if i do ill link it but yeah :]

other characters this applies to:

bruce wayne

actually basically anyone from cod

raymond holt from b99

my english teacher

alfred

paul hollywood

i hate my brain for randomly choosing characters that are my family now. simon riley from cod?? thats my dad. that would be fine if all of my friends didnt think he was hot. it feels wrong. thats my dad. stfu please and thank you let me exist

it's 1pm. it is the afternoon. 13. but my cat is so cozy and he is never nice to me. and i have tumblr and my drawing tablet is two feet from me. i can just live here now.

update we now have linnet #2

bird!! im probably going to do more later because yeah (i dont know how to tag things)

the problem with life right now is that i want to keep my morals while not being myopic and i think everyone struggles with that. i want to be open minded because i genuinely believe that being stagnant is the worst that someone can be but i have a really hard time distinguishing my basis of belief versus the things ive accepted to be true because ive been around them for so long you know. its a struggle. anyways fuck yellow journalism and i love you

i just heard "its not your fault kid" for the first time hey WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with