Went In Here And Asked Which Room Atlas And P-body Are In And They Threw Footballs At Me

yknow its a shame that cave johnson died of moon dust poisoning because caroline should've gotten to kill him herself

Apple🍎

Ooh apple I sure hope it’s tasty 😋

Portal fact. Wheatley is apparently divorced.

(This is from user lidarkside on reddit)

Fact of the day:

The Muffin Man does not live in Drury Lane anymore. He moved into a different part of town due to the high rent prices.

Say apple!

Seymour Little Shop of Horrors

all hail grass lad

Uh

This is my freak slash fan oc the grass lad. I made him because I was up too late delirious and watched way too many freak fortress videos. He is a demoman but only from his shoulders up sticks out of the ground. His feet also stick out of the ground in front of him as you can see. I don’t remember why I put an inverted scrumpy bottle on his head.

The grass lad can move through the ground from place to place. This includes across wooden floors or concrete, or up a flight of stairs, as long as there is a ground for him to be in. No matter what kind of ground he is in there is always grass around him because he is the grass lad.

Also his legs are extendable up to like 10 m and can bend in all the directions. This allows him to do things like hold a can of soup or kick you.

I don’t know why I created grass lad. All I know is that grass lad is. Thank you for coming to my grass talk.

dinner if it sucked

Day 251. Might as well share this plate I made