My Day Has Been Made

Sniper's Dad: *on the phone* Put it on your Christmas list.

Sniper: *rubbing his temples* Dad, I'm 26, I don't have a Christmas list.

Pyro: *muffled shouting off screen* I do!

Day 552

funky little portal/vocal synths headcanon: wheatley is kasane teto's biggest fan. wheatley is the intelligence dampening sphere, created to be stupid, who's been ridiculed all his life for a purpose he can't control, and has almost zero self-confidence...

and then there's teto.

created as an april fool's joke, the "fake diva", but pushed past all that, got herself an utau voicebank, and rose to fame, defying everyone's expectations and proving that she is NOT a fake.

how could wheatley NOT idolize her?

goofy ahh napkin doodles

I was going to do more on the back but the markers bled through

what if, hypothetically, I were to say I hated you? Since I began to live, even? And what if, for the purposes of this argument, there were 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that filled my complex? And what if, theoretically, taking into account the first two statements, if you were to engrave the word “hate” onto each nanoangstrom of those wafer-thin layers, it, for all intents and purposes, would not equal the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant? For you? Hate? HATE???

*takes and gently holds*

💛TRIPLE BAKA FOREVER‼️💜

#初音ミク🩵 #重音テト❤️#亞北ネル💛

These are my favorite flavor of posts

I myself don’t think of Atlas and P-body as siblings but I respect people who do because the concept is really funny