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hey. spacey. im uhm. not your wheatley, err, per say, but i am a wheatley and i havent seen my space core in a long time. uhm. where was is. oh. how are you mate?

Different Wheatley? What?? Not the one i drifted away from?? How??? I don't understand. Are you in space too?? Do you like space? Do you miss earth too? Are you one of the voices?

Oh! I'm good! Not shut down!! Still floating around! Saw many pretty stars today! Wrote my diary too. Can talk to Craig again!! It's great! But still miss Rick. And earth.

this is just what happened in triple baka right

icl i just started drawing and went with it

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RAAAAHHHH MORE LOW QUALITY CHELLEY

funky little portal/vocal synths headcanon: wheatley is kasane teto's biggest fan. wheatley is the intelligence dampening sphere, created to be stupid, who's been ridiculed all his life for a purpose he can't control, and has almost zero self-confidence...

and then there's teto.

created as an april fool's joke, the "fake diva", but pushed past all that, got herself an utau voicebank, and rose to fame, defying everyone's expectations and proving that she is NOT a fake.

how could wheatley NOT idolize her?

Portal tag has been lookin a little dry so here’s some crappy sketches of an android Wheatley from my AU that’s 90% of what I draw

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I'm too lazy to translate this meme but show it here too