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solomonic tomato soup 🤭

(credits to @BluehairCoffee on twitter)

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER

This is so much fun. I love the spirit. I unironically love the solomonic tomato soup array.

Attention Reader by Pencey Prep ft red head Frank 🫠

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

He’s ✨insane✨ for this and I love the way he asks the woman at the bar for a beer 🥺

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runes to keep the worms away, words to keep the mold at bay.

i decided to crochet a little diggory!!! they're made from yarn instead of skin, and pillow fillings instead of cotton, but that's close enough. it took me a few tries to make a jacket that fits them just right, but i think i did okay. hope you all like them!

-xo old needlefingers

@hellofromthehallowoods

keep forgetting that when most people say "podcast" they don't mean fictional audio dramas but like, some generic dudes talking about politics or true crime lol why would you do that to yourself

I'm listening to the first few episodes of HFTH again with my friend and was overtaken with the desire to create this.

[ID: a Hello from the Hallowoods version of the bird screaming over another bird meme. It's a four panel comic.

In the first a black bird with three white eyes is talking and saying "Not now, not now, Diggory thought, as they were pulled into an utter darkness"

In the second panel he continues "with the ghastly boy standing over them, staring down with cruel and merciless eyes." But is interrupted by another speech bubble that says "Are you missing friends or family left outside of the Dreaming Box?"

In the third one another bird is visible with heart shaped glasses and a wide red hat, that continues shouting "Try our new Recommend a Friend program!"

In the last panel the first bird sits with annoyance on its face while the speech bubble of the other bird continues with "I’m Lady Ethel Mallory with the Botulus Corporation, makers of the Dreaming Box."

/End ID]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations