Dead. But I Refused, And I Continue To Walk The Earth

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch

recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...

look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!

not my meme but you all do know about this right? It feels like it's getting buried right now and I feel like its proponents are trying to take advantage of that.

My best friend said I looked Midwest emo bury me deep and far from all I know

Sorry boss I’ll do better next time. It’s 2024 so I’ll start the year off w a bang

starting the day off with a bang. finishing the day off with a bang. i’ve shot two men today.

okay you know those virtual science labs they made you do in high school?

i bet they’d have mad science versions at evil high school

heh good luck with that, i ate all the bullets!

“We have the same typology!!!!” Cool story bro! [loads gun] there can only be one

Neurodivergent nonbinary mixed race bisexual atheist philosopher

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

every time i go they’re almost empty and i get to sit in the dark w a buddy and snacks

fucking bonkers to me that people watch movies in theaters. you can't control the volume. you can't rewind when you miss something. you can't choose your own subtitles. you can't even pause to use the bathroom??? there's only like 7 movies to choose from????? and you must pay money for this privilege? grotesque. repugnance. act of torture.

I stay up late on Uquiz to have a bit of fun and am viciously torn to pieces (good quiz)