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Every time I reblog something important I feel like a little messenger boy running with news to the town printing press

I forgot that robot guy existed I fully thought you were talking about the kitten

you vs megatron, who wins

Me, shoving a Capcha test in front of his face and say "Solve this bitch"

Real

Honkai: Star rail | Stelle [Caelus Version]

You think Batman ever gave commissioner Gordon some like absolutely foul image before doing that thing where he disappears? Like his whole thing is “stop looking at me and boom gone”. You ever think he said “yeah I got some evidence” and handed him like an image of his bat ass balls and cock out and then disappeared

me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

Saw this again so ig here’s another sorry if this is bad to do

do it :3

starting the day off with a bang. finishing the day off with a bang. i’ve shot two men today.

Every morning for breakfast I eat the goop I can get you a recipe if you want it has like 69 protein and 300 calories

they should make a meal that appears whenever you want to eat it and it doesn't take effort to make and is nutritious and filling and it never goes bad if you leave it in your fridge for a long time and never gets too dry or soggy or otherwise textureweird if you eat slowly and when you're done it automatically cleans off the plate so you don't have to do the dishes and also it should be free

Isn’t Jojo the ship name for that volcano guy and usher from jjk

How the fuck did you anger @duothelingo tell us now

Stole their elaborate collection of snacking mice, until Tagalog is put on the app

if i had to end the simpsons the final episode would be completely bereft of dialogue, cutting between character's houses, they're sitting silently in their comfortable spaces, at peace. over the course of the next 23 minutes we see every inhabitant of springfield slowly wither and turn to dust, open windows allowing them to be carried away on a light breeze. sometimes it seems painful, others joyful, but in the end nothing remains