There Is Nothing Funnier To Me Than Poorly Redrawn Trollfaces Made Around The Time Everyone Was Mocking

Actually a guy with suspicious balls

Owls create snow angel imprints while hunting in winter when they swoop down to catch mice or squirrels.

Do you have a favorite underrated character that you believe has traits that make them a potential sexyman?

Do multiple of the following traits described here apply to him?:

1.) Evil/Morally grey

2.) A very well-dressed individual

3.) Non human traits

4.) Very... Y'know 💅✨️

5.) Have a tragic and/or mysterious backstory

6.) A Dilf/Gilf

7.) A twink

8.) Very Powerful

9.) A chaoslord

10.) Maybe even... a subversion of traits: 1, 2, 5, 7, 8 or 9?

Well, my friend, Your Blorbo may be a potential sexyman!

Why am I asking this?

I'm hosting.

✨️🌹 The Official Unoffical Tumblr Sexyman Underdog Vote 🌹✨️

Every lesser known "baby girl" has a chance for fame!

That's right, a vote for your beloved pookie, where he won't be pit against one of the already infamous sexymen and have a fair fighting chance!

Once there is enough talk about the vote (at least 100 followers and 1000 at the most), the google forum will be posted where you can submit your beloved into the brawl!

Hope to see you all soon!

Duty. I must boop. I have no clue what it means or what it does but it’s a button and I have to press it.

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

water isn’t wet water is wat and wetter is wet

my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time

in case you haven't thought about switching to firefox yet, here's an extension that will...

Notify you if a website you're on has employees that are on strike

Bypass paywalls for major news outlets like the New York Times

Change the browser theme based on the time of day

Directly install third party non-extension scripts

Save individual browser sessions to be reopened at any time

Use the TV format of YouTube in-browser

Make all chrome extensions compatible with Firefox

Turn YouTube dislikes back on

Fix Twitter and make it way less fucked up

Automatically remove trackers from URLs

And many more!

Feel free to add any other firefox extensions you think are slept on.

if i had to end the simpsons the final episode would be completely bereft of dialogue, cutting between character's houses, they're sitting silently in their comfortable spaces, at peace. over the course of the next 23 minutes we see every inhabitant of springfield slowly wither and turn to dust, open windows allowing them to be carried away on a light breeze. sometimes it seems painful, others joyful, but in the end nothing remains

i'll never understand people with adhd who are like "well it comes with its struggles of course but at least it helps me hyperfocus on my passion, its like a superpower", like good for you for being the chosen one but my adhd makes me play tetris for 5 hours straight without any bathroom breaks while a rotation of the same 3 shows ive seen a bajillion times is running in the background

this implies 9/11 happened in the campaign you play this in

e-emo bard... themed after Gerard Way... call that...... call that Gebard Way lmao

Neurodivergent nonbinary mixed race bisexual atheist philosopher

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

hungry

“We have the same typology!!!!” Cool story bro! [loads gun] there can only be one