June 15 Is The Anniversary Of Both The Night Vale And Gravity Falls Pilots, As Well As Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s

don’t have actual plans for the future but i do have a futuresona which is a version of me that accomplishes all of my assorted and unrealistic goals

The mirror devastates me. I don’t know what that thing that looks back at me is, but it’s not me.

NO SUNDAY YOURE NOT JUST DEHYDRATED THIS TIME YOURE ASCENDING TO GODHOOD

had a dream last night where the new FRC game was to make a robot out of living flesh and bone so our team had to make a robot out of living biomass and we called it “the meat game”

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Once I tried to mask better and all my friends were like “are you ok? It’s like your soul is gone” so ig I’m stuck like this forever guys

Indonesia

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

my name is normal cisgender and you can hire me

TAKE A LEFT AT YOUR INTESTINES

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