Hi Stanford! I Am Getting Into Journaling And Since You're The Author Of Gravity Falls' Most Mysterious

If I didn't detest the both of you, I'd say you two are cute together.

I will force you to kiss me. No getting out of it.

- me, 2025

YOU KNOW YOU DON ' T HAVE TO FORCE ME , SILLY ! C ' MERE !

The things I would do for him (murder, arson, vandalism, theft, breaking and entering, as many violations of the Geneva Convention as I can complete in one life time)

He is just a little guy. He doesn't even know how hard he slays. (Did I use that term right?)

and why’d they put him in such a cunty little outfit

paranormal top? no. paranormal bottom? no. paranormal switch? no. there is only one answer.

paranormal investigator.

that is who stanford pines identifies as.

DAMN RIGHT! YOU GET IT!

Here

Stan is hot.

Dipper is adorable.

And you

Are

Cute.

"Cute" is a word one would use to describe a puppy or one of those strangely structured math equations that spell out love notes.

I am not 'cute'. There are no compliments regarding physical appearance that I will ever agree with aside from "vaguely resembling a human".

I am, however, highly intelligent, and I unfortunately must say, that is the limit to my 'good qualities'.

How sad that that's all he'll be remembered for 😢

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

The zombie spiders are much more important than this small issue. I'm surprised you're siding with Stanley.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

Not if I make him lay one first.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

behold

The embodiment of malewife

pose from this diva!!⬇️

Paranormal Bottom ❌

Mundane Top ✅

I don't need to be nicknamed anything else. The name I go by is four letters long. And one syllable. What is so difficult about that?

And "Top" is debatable.