NO ONE TOLD ME STANLEY DIED!? I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING A LAZY ASS AGAIN

whats your opinion on this

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended. I will say, after an "accident" in an alien bar fight, my sixth finger can also do all that. Although, I am wary of the ballpoint pen, because it is quite leaky and I do not want any more ink in my bloodstream.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND, "SONIC". IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

I definitely need to. I can't be bothered, however. I must prioritize my research.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

hvae you herd the Weird News of Bill Cipher our overlord

First Anon

Ugh, not another one of you cultists. I have no interest in any "weird news".

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.

Okay class, say it with me. "Of course STANLEY would do that."

the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition

how does this keep happening

Making your spouse worried sick. How considerate and loving of you.

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

Stanford, how do you feel about Stanley winning the tumblrsexyman contest?

I'm proud of him. I couldn't make it passed the second round, and he came in clutch.

HIIIII FORDSSYYY

Ah, hello there. I have been meaning to deliver a message to you from my dear great-niece.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.