I Would Like To Add A Few Of My Own!

I mean no offense, but do you ever wash your hair at all? Naturally, this information would change nothing for you.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

Paranormal Bottom. Please do not call me this. Ever.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Gompers.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

He got them down.

I'm at the Science Center right now. They're ganging up on him. They're ganging up on the pine tree.

I think I was possessed. I genuinely don't remember typing that.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

haha sixer i beat your booooyyyyyfriiiiend (and coworker nerd guy)

I don't have a boyfriend. I have a husband. Which would be the "coworker nerd guy". What are you smoking?

Due to a medical issue, unfortunately, I will not be able to proceed with the DDnMD campaign until the 15th of May. I will still have the server open on the 8th, but I doubt I'll have the energy to start the game then. I will post more about it in the upcoming week.

*wearing a fake mustache* You know, it sounds like your brother probably really misses you and needs your help but doesn't know how to express that since he made a deal with the physical manifestation of hubris that ruined his ability to communicate... I could be wrong.

soooo i just got a post card from my brother telling me he needs help... i'm thinking i should go but it might also be a trap from some guys i may owe money too...

Green.

That is actually purple. No matter, you are now green.

Come on, she has Mother in her name. Absolute icon. She is the moment.