Robotnik Is Right. It Was Rigged. But You Know What? Stanley Won The Stanley Way. And That Is By Cheating.

would you smooch a triangle

Yes, if it was Pyramid Steve, and just on his forehead. Pyramid Steve is adorable. Aside from that, no. I will stick to kissing my husband.

Aggressiveness is your go-to for being excited. Of course.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Come on, she has Mother in her name. Absolute icon. She is the moment.

Okay, okay. I know what happened. Stanley and the Pope were smoking weed together to celebrate Stanley's win (Stanley and the Pope are good friends), when Doofenshmirtz hit the Pope with the Haveastrokeinator 3000, which was the only invention in his entire history that worked exactly the way it was supposed to. It didn't even explode afterwards.

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

What was your first word, and when did you say it? I'll start.

When I was around six/seven months old, I said my first word, which was "Hello". My mother had phone calls with people frequently since it was her entire job, and I was holding my hand up to my head and pretending to be on the phone.

So, a while back, around 1940, Caryn Romanoff and Filbrick Pines met and fell in love. They got married and decided to live in Glass Shards, New Jersey. After they had their first child, Sherman Pines, they had two twin boys. They named the first one Stanford. That was me. And that is how I chose my username.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @dipper-m-pines @the-real-sonic-exe

Hey! Tag Game!

I'm gonna try to start one of these lmao

Reblog with the story behind your username

In Breath of the Wild, Urbosa calls Zelda her little bird, I modified it and stole it basically. sometimes I am also Birb because it's just funny

@itsa-thing @i-love-zelda-16 @fithesworddweller @alientheoristemmy @lizzable @astoria-nyx-moon @amayis-bigtower @loaboo @preposterousray @stargazin-on-mars @rav3nz3r0 @crims0nr0s3 @clowncore09 anybody else that feels like sharing ig

The moss holds desire. The moss hungers. Feed us, Stanford. We are starving.

I'm going to need you to be a bit more specific. What exactly do you need to eat? Moss is autotrophic, so I assumed it would produce food by itself.

Dr Pines, I don't mind the moss - I'm curious about the dimension 93

The puppy sized tree frogs

Are they just like the tree frogs here? Can they be kept as pets?

I believe you meant 96. Dimesnion 93 is a firey hellscape.

The giant tree frogs of 96 are kept as pets by most residents! The flies there are the size of rats, so almost every household has one or two to keep them away.

The secretions from the frogs' eyes is also used in medicine and ointments for burns! Isn't that fascinating?

i thoughr you liked wierd things?

First Anon

I like weird things when they don't have anything to do with Bill Cipher. Also, you have now been mossed.

hear me out: the one piece. once it’s found. no clue what it is but why not?

Well, I do love a bit of mystery. I suppose I'll hear you out.