I Am Not! He's The One Being Rude And Hostile!

FAVORITE DIMENSION, AND YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT IT. GO!

Either dimension 73 or 96. 73 has amazing cheese, and 96 has giant frogs.

moss boy moss boy. Ugly little moss baby. die of fungus (/j)

I was going to reply with snark, but I noticed you were a Will Wood fan, and I have nothing bad to say about those people.

REBLOG IF YOU WISH YOU COULD FORCE A BLADE INTO YOUR GUT AND DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF ONE BY ONE UNTIL YOU HAVE REACHED ETERNAL STATUS; OR IF YOU FUCKING LOVE THE INFINITE GARLIC BREAD AT ALWAYS GARDEN

This feels more like a Moss blog than a Ford blog at the moment

I love both so I’m not complaining :3

I'm certain I'll be back to posting normal things after the moss is gone. I must admit, I've grown a bit obsessed with it.

if I were to bite your ear, would I also become moss?

asking for a friend

Most likely. But do not do that. I will simply moss you instead. Congratulations, you are helping the moss spread.

Never thought I needed to know what I would look like as a twink.

@pickledoesthetumbling

"I... What did I do...?"

DO THIS BUT URSELF IF YOU WANT!!

Here.

@the-real-fastestthingalive (mwah)

@therealstanfordpines @mistamysterystan @oriondrawsstuff @mirigen-ly @mimorobo @krysoslov

{A Void Dwelling Blob has appeared!}

Hello!

I hope you’re haven’t a lovely day!

I wish to ask,

Do you like cheese? If so, what’s your favorite type?

Good tidings, @the-void-blob

Ah, greetings, void-dweller! I do like cheese, as a matter of fact! I prefer one particular kind of cheese made from a species of alien Bovidae that is translucent, but has a neon green hue. I expected it to be radioactive, but as it turns out, it makes the consumer resistant to radiation! I never quite caught the name for it. The creature came from Dimension 73.

The residents of 73 are quite picky and choosy about who they share recipes with, so I was never taught how to replicate it. I can only describe the taste as the feeling of scraping your tongue.

Come on, she has Mother in her name. Absolute icon. She is the moment.

Rickrolling? I gave you a link to infinite knowledge. If that's how your mind perceived it, then you simply aren't ready for it.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

Yooo! Paranormal Bottom! What's up?

You all think this is funny, don't you? If one more person calls me that, I am going to explode.