Hey There Paranormal Bottom

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!

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2 weeks ago

On it.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.


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2 weeks ago

Okay class, say it with me. "Of course STANLEY would do that."

the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition

how does this keep happening

I doubt this will concern anyone (and it really shouldn't) but I will be offline for the next few days. Something came up.

Of course, I'll be back to bug my mutuals later.

2 weeks ago

Something you're never going to be allowed to use. I shared one with Fiddleford in college.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

Ik His Arms Look Weird But Erm Idk Chill

Ik his arms look weird but erm idk chill

hear me out: moss

The moss is asexual, so I will not hear you out. Unless this is an "it would be cool to hang out" hear me out. Then I would agree.


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Want to know how to truly make yourself feel stupid? Try navigating a brand new website for the first time. Sulking aside, I figured it out.

Want To Know How To Truly Make Yourself Feel Stupid? Try Navigating A Brand New Website For The First

@the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-ultimatelifeform @dipper-m-pines @the-real-sonic-exe No pressure tags! Spread the moss.

@makuyi13 Thanks For Tagging Me! Picrew: Https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970 God Knows I Am Trying

@makuyi13 thanks for tagging me! picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970 god knows I am trying to be goblin-academic and frodo-ish but in reality my style varies from goth to indie kid I know you guys don't usually participate in games but idk whom else I should tag. It would be nice to see you as little guys @oogsterboogster @onethirdwise-samgee @pipis-took @mlgmtn


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Why is everyone else's so accurate?

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

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Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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