What Is A "Paranormal Bottom"?

I don't have the expertise necessary to diagnose, but I wouldn't be surprised.

autism

I have that! I am a low-support-needs autistic person. Essentially, I can live without assistance, but it's easier having a housemate (my brother, in this case).

I am fighting the urge to ramble on about the different levels and needs for high, medium, and low support autistic people out of fear that you already know and I would end up sounding annoying.

Your ask was only one word. Why am I overthinking this?

patron saint of moss

The obvious answer. Spread the moss.

{A Void Dwelling Blob has appeared!}

Hello!

I hope you’re haven’t a lovely day!

I wish to ask,

Do you like cheese? If so, what’s your favorite type?

Good tidings, @the-void-blob

Ah, greetings, void-dweller! I do like cheese, as a matter of fact! I prefer one particular kind of cheese made from a species of alien Bovidae that is translucent, but has a neon green hue. I expected it to be radioactive, but as it turns out, it makes the consumer resistant to radiation! I never quite caught the name for it. The creature came from Dimension 73.

The residents of 73 are quite picky and choosy about who they share recipes with, so I was never taught how to replicate it. I can only describe the taste as the feeling of scraping your tongue.

what if your husband was secretly the evil triangle in a flesh disguise

He's not. I repaired the encryption machine and he allowed me to see inside his head while I encrypted his thoughts.

Why do you want me to smooch a triangle so badly?

Okay, okay. I know what happened. Stanley and the Pope were smoking weed together to celebrate Stanley's win (Stanley and the Pope are good friends), when Doofenshmirtz hit the Pope with the Haveastrokeinator 3000, which was the only invention in his entire history that worked exactly the way it was supposed to. It didn't even explode afterwards.

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

Hey are you aware that Stanley won the 2025 Tumblr Sexyman contest?

(I'm not sorry)

Yes, I am aware. I actually made several posts about it! While I am proud of him, I must say I don't approve of him smoking so much weed that it killed the Pope.

Also, you have now been mossed.

shbee shbee gagorp! shaBlorp agoog… graslorp?

-shaBlorp

Again, I haven't studied this language yet. My database for research is limited in this dimension. I sincerely apologize.

WHEN I COULDN'T EVEN GET PASSED THE SECOND ROUND, STANLEY CAME IN CLUTCH

How sad that that's all he'll be remembered for 😢

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

I definitely need to. I can't be bothered, however. I must prioritize my research.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.