Keep One And Toss The Other. We Can Just Call You Nonsmoking From Now On.

@therealstanfordpines get doodled

Why do you have Bill as your banner? Doesn't it shine light to some not-so-great memories?

Infact, wouldn't it be clever to have the statue of Bill covered in moss as your banner? Both to reflect your accomplishments and to totally not start a moss shrine.

I feel as though a real reflection of my "accomplishments" would be no longer fearing his image. I spent so long letting myself be affected by him, that sometimes even now I forget that he has no power here.

I keep the image there, despite it not matching my blog's "aesthetic", because that's all it is to me. An image. And it can't hurt me. Perhaps someday in the future I'll change it, but for now I would rather keep that image.

The kind we put up around the Shack that kept Bill out.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

My biggest hear-me-out is Closet from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse

Considering their name is Closet, I do not have high hopes for this one. Let me look it up.

This thing? Your hear-me-out? That's simply not safe. I would explain why, but you don't deserve an explanation. I'm not hearing you out.

Please share the details of your current DDamD campaign. The people need to know.

My "current campaign" is in the works. It's going to be great. So great, in fact, that I plan on making a server on Disharmony (I think it's call that; I can't be sure) for it if enough people are interested.

Considering how much planning I need to put into this, it will take about two more weeks for it to be ready. I cannot express how excited I am!

The things I would do for him (murder, arson, vandalism, theft, breaking and entering, as many violations of the Geneva Convention as I can complete in one life time)

He is just a little guy. He doesn't even know how hard he slays. (Did I use that term right?)

and why’d they put him in such a cunty little outfit

My husband might wanna take your heart out, all because I complimented you. Run. (Don't ask why I made this anonymous u know who I am)

I know exactly who you are. I am lost as to why you would compliment me, seeing as you and your husband hate me, but I am going to keep my heart inside of my chest for the time being. I'm certain your husband would have no use for it, considering it needs assistance just to work correctly.

*wearing a fake mustache* You know, it sounds like your brother probably really misses you and needs your help but doesn't know how to express that since he made a deal with the physical manifestation of hubris that ruined his ability to communicate... I could be wrong.

soooo i just got a post card from my brother telling me he needs help... i'm thinking i should go but it might also be a trap from some guys i may owe money too...

hear me out: moss

The moss is asexual, so I will not hear you out. Unless this is an "it would be cool to hang out" hear me out. Then I would agree.

FAVORITE DIMENSION, AND YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT IT. GO!

Either dimension 73 or 96. 73 has amazing cheese, and 96 has giant frogs.