TELL ME About The Cheese In Dimension 73. How Is It Different? Apologies If You've Answered This Before

Ohhh, I know what this is about. You fell for it, didn't you? The secrets of the universe are too great for even you to handle.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

I have 94 tabs open. The majority of those are YouTube videos.

Does anyone want to play a little game?

It's called "how many open tabs do you have on your phone"

I'm gonna start: 393 tabs in chrome...

Most of it are Ao3 tabs and Tumblr Masters-Posts to various intriguing/ interesting AUs

I'm gonna tag someone bc I want to, but anyone feel free to reblog and play along...

or ignore it... @majoringinfanfiction ...?

Come on, she has Mother in her name. Absolute icon. She is the moment.

You should totally post your Stobotnik playlist too. Because. That would be cool.

Fine. But I didn't have time to organize this one. I still recommend shuffling.

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

Just admit it, Stanley. You were smoking with the Pope to celebrate and caused him to have a heart attack.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

I roll to seduce the nerd!, Dm? Is that allowed---

Of course it's allowed! Let's see...

You rolled a -17. I did not even know that was possible, since the die only has 38 sides. I will need a moment to figure out how to proceed with this.

Your tags have me imagining Robotnik hanging onto Stone like a koala while Stone makes him a latte (I headcanon Stone as being ridiculously strong, because how dare he lack the strength required to carry Robotnik when he doesn't want to get up!)

Then Robotnik realizes one horrible thing when Stone hands him the latte. He needs both of his hands to drink it (since he drinks like a little gremlin that just found treasure), but that would mean being put down. But he really doesn't want to wait for Stone to find a chair.

So he makes Stone sit on the floor so he doesn't have to get down.

Robotnik does this to make people uncomfortable and no other reason.

The only thing I'm confused about is my own sexuality. Of course, homosexuality would be the easy option, since I have a husband. But I'm genuinely tweaking. (Did I use that word right?)

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.