Did You Guys Know That Moss Mostly Tastes Like Dirt. To Be Fair I Probably Shouldve Washed It Off Before

Thank you for the tag!

Favorite colour: Yellow

Last song: Dream Sweet in Sea Major - Miracle Musical

Currently reading: The Anxiety First Aid Kit (too many authors to list)

Currently watching: My heart rate (begrudgingly)

Currently craving: Being able to leave the house

Coffee or tea? I'm not currently allowed to have either, but I prefer tea.

@dipper-m-pines @the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-sonic-exe @the-real-ultimatelifeform

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favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

ty for the tag @saltcxrcle ! tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom

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I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

The zombie spiders are much more important than this small issue. I'm surprised you're siding with Stanley.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

You are now on my hit list. Count your days.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

Considering the fact that you are larger than me (although not by much), the amount of thermal energy you possess would be greater than mine. So, yes, you are hotter.

Sorry but like. How did YOU get voted tumblrs sexyman or whatever.

HOW.

@pacifica-elise-northwest

Its obvious, im the hotter one.

I made two more playlists, one for Stanley and I, and one for Dipper and Mabel. While making these, I realized that I do not know many upbeat songs. The depressing songs are mostly concentrated in the former. The latter has mostly songs that Mabel told me she and Dipper listen to.

@dipper-m-pines If you have any recommendations for songs, I will gladly add them, since Mabel was the only one who had a say.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

Absolutely. Doomed yaoi tastes better than toxic yaoi.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

Wow. Only "Sonic the Hedgehog" would get mad about being told someone loves him.

I think... I love you.

UH , WHO IS THIS ? ONLY COWARDS ASK ANONYMOUSLY . AND THE ONLY PERSON I LOVE IS MY HUSBAND .

Fine, but you need to be more careful. Most people don't just let metal wires get stuck in their limbs. I'll help you in a moment, let me get the pliers.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.

I recently decided to start going to therapy. I got a therapist with the intention of working through past traumas, and I thought our first meeting went well. Emphasis on "I thought".

After our first meeting, she didn't just say that she couldn't take me as a patient. SHE QUIT HER JOB. I don't even know what I did wrong.