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Stationery from Animal Crossing: City Folk (Nintendo Wii, 2008)

I love your posts about the guys and their diff reactions, but after feeling like my chest was going to implode. The mates reactions to hearing their s/o do a violent sneeze, or even a sneezing fit. How do THEY sneeze, are there Pikachu sneezes, kitten sneezes, sneezes that wake up the dead??? Lay it on me babes 💖

U got that sneezing kink 👀?

Gaz says bless you, like a normal person, when you sneeze. He also has a very normal sneeze. That’s not true. His sneeze is high pitched and he’s insecure about how he sounds like a baby mouse when he’s sneezing.

Soap is the special kind of bastard who can tell when you’re about to sneeze and he says bless you (dia leat), thus ruining the sneeze. The volume of his sneeze is pretty normal, but be warned. He is a sprayer.

Ghost says nothing when anyone sneezes because he doesn’t really get the point. He will wordlessly offer tissues. He’s one of those people who sneezes so quietly you really just hear a “ch” sound.

Price says “god bless you” because he’s extra. And yes, I’ll say what we’re all thinking. He sneezes loud as fuck.

König says gesundheit normally, but what’s super weird is that he’ll hold your chin to keep you still while he wipes your nose for you with his personal handkerchief. His sneeze is largely unremarkable, but I do think he’s the most frequent sneezer in the cast.

You’re with Nikolai for like 2 years before you realize you’ve never heard him sneeze. Bud' zdorova is his typical response to you sneezing. Also hearing you sneeze makes him smile, he thinks it’s cute.

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A first meeting 2/?

is this something. is it anything at this point

A random collection of beautiful tumblr post

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

Kija 🤍

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

Based on this tweet because I thought it would be funny: